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"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started, but nevertheless it happened as we showed up here."—Bush, in the same interview, discussing the economy
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"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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#143 "Q" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.
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is like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
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Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None ... That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.
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 Dairy Whip Tax-Deductible For Sex Workers | | By: Phantom | Published: 07/17/1999 | | |  |
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WELLINGTON (Reuters)
Sex toys such as bubble bath and
dairy whip are tax deductible for New Zealand prostitutes, The
Evening Post reported on Tuesday.
The newspaper dug a list of acceptable claims for sex workers
out of 35,000 pages of documents filed by the Inland Revenue
Department for a parliamentary inquiry into whether tax
inspectors are too tough.
Sex workers could also claim the cost of condoms, lubricants,
gels, oils, tissues, lingerie, costumes and see-through garments
against their income tax.
"Ordinary stockings are not tax deductible but patterned
stockings used for work are," the Post reported in a front page
expose.
"It is acceptable for sex workers to describe their occupation
as contractor, consultant, commission agent or
receptionist."
New Zealand has strict tax secrecy laws which means that sex
workers can remain onside with tax inspectors without risk of
criminal prosecution for soliciting.
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