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School sees red over girl's hair

By: PhantomPublished: 07/23/1999
 
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LONDON (Reuters)
British teen-ager Sabrina Cohen is being forced to write her exams wearing a wig after teachers decided she broke school rules by dyeing her hair bright red.

Teachers at the school in the Welsh town of Newport also objected to a ring through her pierced lower lip and told her to hide it with a bandage.

"The wig is itchy and gets in my eyes and the plasters get on my nerves and affect my concentration," the 16-year-old told the Times newspaper.

"I am really upset about it as my career is being put at risk over something silly," she said.

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