"I think we're making progress. We understand where the power of this country lay. It lays in the hearts and souls of Americans. It must lay in our pocketbooks. It lays in the willingness for people to work hard. But as importantly, it lays in the fact that we've got citizens from all walks of life, all political parties, that are willing to say, I want to love my neighbor. I want to make somebody's life just a little bit better." -George W. Bush, April 11, 2001
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REYKJAVIK, Iceland
(Reuters) Two men who stole a trailer-tent from a car
park in a Reykjavik suburb were arrested after trying to pitch
it next to its owner -- in a remote beauty spot 75 miles away,
police said Monday.
When the two robbers arrived at the Thorsmork campsite they
found the trailer was broken, and made so much noise trying to
set it up that they attracted the attention of a man in the next
tent, who offered to help.
He was surprised to find that it was his trailer, and
immediately called the police.
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