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SAN DIEGO (Reuters) A worker
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Anthony Scott Tucker, 37, was arrested and faces possible felony
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concussion, Sgt. Don Claypool of the San Diego Harbor Police
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Tucker hit his customer with the tuna on the boat while they
were counting and sorting the fish, said Claypool.
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