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Athlete Offered Spicy Honeymoon Down Under

By: PhantomPublished: 08/13/1999
 
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SYDNEY (Reuters) -
An Australian entrepreneur has offered to pay for David Beckham and Posh Spice's honeymoon if the English soccer star agrees to play for Manchester United on their pre-season tour of Australia.

Beckham, who will marry his fianc Dee Victoria Adams in Ireland this weekend, pulled out of the two-game tour after Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson gave him time off after the wedding.

But Rene Rivkin, the Australian businessman promoting the Red Devils' tour Down Under, has offered the couple an all-expenses paid honeymoon to Australia's Great Barrier Reef if Beckham plays.

The managing director of Rivkin Entertainment, Dominic Galati, told the Sydney-based Daily Telegraph Friday: "We will pay for the whole lot.

"We've told him that the Great Barrier Reef is one of the seven wonders of the world.

"The rest of the squad is coming -- the only doubt is over Beckham. He is obviously a big drawcard.''

Manchester United will play the Australian Socceroos at the Melbourne Cricket Ground on July 15 then again at the Sydney Olympic Stadium on July 18.

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