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Filipinos Urged To Suppress Their, Uh, Urges

By: PhantomPublished: 08/14/1999
 
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MANILA (Reuters) -
Overwhelmed by the number of children at a crowded subsidized housing project, President Joseph Estrada told Filipinos they should suppress their urges.

"Frankly, perhaps we are having some difficulty making houses because we're too preoccupied making babies,'' Estrada said when he visited beneficiaries of a housing project for squatters in Kalookan City, a suburb of Manila.

"There are too many children here, maybe we should suppress our urges a little bit,'' he added.

Estrada's nation of 74 million people is swelled by 195 births every hour. Its population grows 2.3 percent each year.

Estrada urged families in the area to seek a livelihood to improve their lives.

"There is a saying that goes 'Do your best and God will do the rest', but I think that didn't mean do your best in making children, but in seeking livelihood opportunities,'' he said.

It was the closest Estrada has yet come to endorsing family planning, a controversial topic in the mainly Roman Catholic nation because of strong disapproval by the powerful church.

The father of 10 and himself one of 10 siblings, Estrada has expressed concern about the rapid growth in the country's population, but has said any population control program must have the approval of the church.

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started by fitsandgaps
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well, at least we know its not the priests of the catholic church overpopulating, they like young boys. and why is it that a governing nation has to answer to the catholic church? i answer to elected officials, not the pope.

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