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Toilet Users In The Hot Seat?

By: PhantomPublished: 08/20/1999
 
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TOKYO (Reuters) -
Users of Japan's high-tech toilets, which are equipped with heated seats and automated warm-water bidets, are being warned of possible dire consequences after fires were sparked by worn-out wiring on older models.

"If you see any sort of malfunction with them, you should get the toilet checked immediately and get it repaired,'' said Shoichi Yashiro of the local Higashi-Murayama Fire Department in Tokyo.

At least four fires this year have been traced to older versions of the "Washlet'' toilets, which often baffle foreigners with their plethora of buttons but are de rigueur for many Japanese households. No one has been injured so far.

The toilets -- priced at $600 to $3,500 -- are so popular after two decades on the market that nearly 40 percent of households have one or more units.

A spokesman for toilet maker Toto said not all older models were dangerous and the devices were good for about a decade of use. But he added that units should be replaced at the first sign of trouble.

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started by razor696
(10.04.2000 0:19:47 AM EST)

first sucks, so does this damned news thingie about stupid mutha fuckin japs.
those mother fuckers should just sit on those damned toilets untill it burns their asses off and videotape it and send it in to goofball.com
that would be funny

man, fuck that

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