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KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - At
least seven people were injured when a Malaysian passenger train
hit two buffaloes and derailed, the Malayan Railway said.
Railway spokeswoman Azizah Ujang told the Bernama news agency no
deaths were reported in the accident in Negeri Sembilan state in
central peninsular Malaysia. Medical sources had said the train
hit a herd of cows and at least 12 people were hurt.
The spokeswoman said the train, carrying 500 passengers, was en
route to the capital Kuala Lumpur when it hit two buffaloes and
four of its nine coaches derailed. Railway officials could not
be immediately contacted for comment.
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