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#149 Theodore Roosevelt was the only president blind in one eye.
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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
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 Jellyfish Gum Up Works At Nuclear Plant | | By: Phantom | Published: 08/26/1999 | | |  |
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TOKYO (Reuters) -
A nuclear
plant in Japan has been forced to slash its power generation
after a swarm of jellyfish blocked off its pipes.
Tokyo Electric Power Co Inc (TEPCO) said Wednesday it had cut
power generation at its nuclear plant in central Japan after the
invertebrates clustered around an opening which takes in
seawater to be used as coolant.
It said in a statement that it was forced to reduce power
generation to about 800,000 kilowatts (kw) at three of its 1.1
million kw nuclear reactors at Kashiwazaki-Kariwa station in
Niigata Prefecture on the Sea of Japan coast.
TEPCO said it planned to return to full power generation as soon
as the jellyfish cleared and enough seawater could be taken in
again.
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