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 'Kofi Mug' Not Amusing | | By: Phantom | Published: 08/28/1999 | | |  |
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UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) -
The United Nations is not amused by a pun on the first
name of Secretary-General Kofi Annan used in advertisements on
the back of some New York subway passes.
"Got time for a Kofi break? Delegate a few minutes for news at
your desk,'' say the ads for ABC Television's Internet service.
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funny as heck
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Bemisc
(05.09.2001 6:47:48 PM EST)
what chew talking aboot
me and Curtis think this is hilarious!I guess democrats have no chance in a commie-rebublican country, that's why I moved to Cuba!
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