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NYC Official Warns Of Person Killing Birds

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 09/06/1999
 
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Yeah, but feel free to gun people down in the streets, New York doesn't issue warnings for that.

New York (AP) — The city's parks commissioner has urged New Yorkers to be on the lookout for a "depraved" suspect who has been killing pigeons , sparrows and ducks by lacing bird food or bread crumbs with a toxic chemical.

Officials said that more than 80 birds have died at the hands of the suspect in recent weeks — most of them in Central Park. State wildlife experts confirmed the birds had ingested Carbofuran, a pesticide that has no legitimate use in Manhattan.

Parks Commissioner Henry Stern called the poisonings an outrage and "surely the work of a depraved mind."

Last August, Carbofuran was blamed for the deaths of about 60 birds in the city. No one was caught.

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Poison? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.04.2001 8:11:48 AM EST)

Thats stupid,I prefer to take the
little bastards out with my pellet
guns. It's much more sporting.

what (0 replies)  
started by sauce
(11.24.2000 6:29:23 PM EST)

who cares!!

pass the beer

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