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Stockholm, Sweden (AP) — A Swedish man accused of theft has
a novel theory about an excape attempt that left him with a
broken foot and injured back: It's the police's fault.
Jimmy Haakansson claims that if two police officers guarding
him had done their job, he wouldn't have been able to leap
through a courthouse window and hurt himself. Now Haakanson,
39, is suing for $2,450.
According to documents filed with the Justice Ministry,
police left Haakansoson alone with his attorney in a third-
floor office to discuss his arrest on charges of receiving
stolen property. Haakansson had previously served time for an
unrelated theft conviction.
Whe the police were out of the room, Haakansson jumped out
the unsecured window. He wants damages from the state for his
injuries.
It was not clear when the government would rule on his
claim.
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