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    Fire-breathing Topless Woman Causes Power Outage

    By: Dirk SteelePublished: 09/23/1999
     
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    P>Seattle, Washington (AP): - A fire- breathing woman danced topless on an electrical tower beside a freeway bridge for more than an hour this morning, snarling rush-hour traffic and forcing a power outage to 5,000 homes and businesses.

    The 37-year-old Olympia woman donned a halter top and descended at the urging of police shortly before 9 a.m. She was arrested for investigation of criminal trespass and indecent exposure, police spokeswoman Carmen Best said.

    The woman was first reported at 7:26 a.m. on a tower that carries electrical lines next to an interstate bridge over the Lake Washington Ship Canal. Wearing only shorts, she was gyrating, drinking vodka, spitting the liquor out of her mouth and lighting it on fire, Best said.

    Seattle City Light cut power to protect the woman, leaving 5,000 customers without electricity.

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