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 Family Watches New Home Go Up in Flames | | By: DirkSteele | Published: 09/25/1999 | | |  |
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Sturbridge, Massachusetts (AP): - As Bill Emrich Jr. watched
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This is is stupid and it doesnt make any since for you to put this on the internet as a joke. I don't believe that you would want someone to laugh at your situation if you were in one like theirs.
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