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Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (Nandotimes): Nearly 100 prisoners
escaped out the front door of their jail after overpowering two
people keeping an eye on them - two janitors. The jailbreak in
Rio de Janeiro occurred Monday night when the two policemen on
duty were out to dinner, said police chief Carlos Heitor
Sanches.
"They weren't where they were supposed to be. They were
negligent in their duty," Sanches said.
The jail in the Bangu district on Rio's poor west side held
168 detainees awaiting trial. Of the 93 who escaped, nine have
been recaptured, Sanches said.
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