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Man Caught in Condom Vending Machine

By: DirkSteelePublished: 09/29/1999
 
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Madrid, Spain (Reuters): A Spanish man's desire for safe sex turned into an embarrassing ordeal when his hand got stuck in a condom vending machine for four hours.

After a long night on the town with his girlfriend, unidentified 23-year-old man put some coins into a condom machine outside a pharmacy on a popular beach in Cadiz, southern Spain. When nothing came out, the man pounded impatiently on the machine, then stuck his hand in the opening to try to pull the condom package out.

Two of his fingers became caught inside. For the next few hours he was the brunt of humiliating comments from passers-by while he and his girlfriend tried unsuccessfully to pry his hand loose, El Mundo newspaper reported Tuesday.

The couple finally called firemen, who had to detach the machine from the wall and bring it to the station - with the man's fingers still inside - before they were able to set him free sometime after dawn.

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hi (0 replies)
started by lalitbhardwaj
(03.27.2001 11:30:18 PM EST)

very cool .....

lalitbhardwaj

I would have (0 replies)
started by chrisschick1080
(01.24.2001 2:15:34 PM EST)

I think that anyone would have done that if they were desperate. But I would have found a damn stick or something and broke the glass

Christopher James Brewer

cool.. (0 replies)
started by AmyPeach
(11.08.2000 9:20:10 AM EST)

this was cool news but would you be able to send a pic to me at my e-mail address of funny senes like this

Amy peach

The grass is always greener on the other side... (0 replies)
started by thebulldawg
(07.27.2000 2:44:42 AM EST)

I reckon the guy should just look on the bright side... 'least he got to finger somethin'...

U wanna fuck wit'me? Dont fuck wit'me! Cuz i'm what u'll b so dont fuck wit'me! If u had better sense u'd just step aside from da bad side o'me. Dont fuck wit'da bad side o'me. Stay away from da bad side o'me, dont fuck wit'da bad side...

STUPID (0 replies)  
started by CRAZEDWIZ
(06.26.2000 12:40:28 PM EST)

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