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Bride left standing after the wedding

By: T-BonePublished: 10/06/1999
 
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Newport,Ten.--First he got hitched.Then he got handcuffed.

Winston Swaggerty had just kissed his new bride at the close of his weeding ceremony outside the Cocke County Courthouse, when sheriff's deputy walking to the courthouse recognized him. Swaggerty,32,was arrested on a warrant for failure to appear in court on a theft charge. County Commissioner Michael A. McCarter, who performed the wedding ceremony, said Swaggerty was handcuffed and taken away for booking.

The bride was left standing alone."She was really upset,"McCarter said.

It was a article in the Monroe evening news in Mich.

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started by razor696
(10.02.2000 11:52:06 PM EST)

being first sucks, but not as bad as that wedding. hope the cops don't arrest me on my wedding day, i'll fry the fucking pigs!

man, fuck that

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