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"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002
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"AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote control. So instead of saying, 'The check's in the mail', people are going to say, 'Hey, I wanted to pay, but I couldn't find the remote.' "
— Jay Leno, Comedian
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#223 The Basenji is the only type of dog that does not bark.
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so ugly they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank!
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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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 Bursting beer bottles biggest beef in China | | By: Phantom | Published: 10/11/1999 | | |  |
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BEIJING (Reuters) -
Bursting beer bottles killed five people and injured 52 in China in the second quarter of this year, topping the list of the country's consumer complaints, the China Daily newspaper reported on Wednesday.
In the April to June period, the China Consumers Association handled 270 consumer complaints involving loss of life or property, the paper quoted spokesman Wu Gaohan as saying.
Other main targets of 199,000 consumer complaints in the second quarter were telecommunications, where they were up 50 percent, and beauty parlors, Wu was quoted as saying.
The China Daily gave no further details of the effort to improve the quality of goods in China, where shoddy and counterfeit products are everywhere.
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