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Someone got the jump on the city's plan to grow wildflowers along O'Hare Airport runways to keep passengers happy by cultivating a field of marijuana adjacent to the field, police said.
The crop was discovered recently in an area where compost is dumped that is separated by an embankment from the busy airport.
One man was arrested during a police surveillance operation on the crop, which showed signs of being cultivated, police officer Cesar Guzman said.
The city's aviation department has announced tentative plans to grow wildflowers instead of grass alongside airport runways as part of an ongoing city beautification program.
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Dont whack the weeds
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started by
niteclubfene
(11.14.2000 5:00:28 PM EST)
w.w.j.d.-(what would jesus do)-nah
w.w.j.d.- weeds weeds joints @ dope
whasssup!
duh
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started by
robp14805
(11.08.2000 7:44:07 PM EST)
stupid
c'est la vie
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started by
lastimoso
(09.22.2000 3:28:05 AM EST)
Looks like they found my stash.
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