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Court Throws Out Bedroom Drunk Driving Case

By: PhantomPublished: 10/23/1999
 
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (Reuters) -

A unanimous Arkansas Supreme Court has thrown out the conviction of a man arrested in his bedroom for drunken driving, court records showed.

A policeman tracked Michael Norris of Fayetteville, Arkansas, to his home after other motorists complained of a hazardous driver identified as Norris. A woman opened the door to the officer, who went to Norris' bedroom and arrested him after he failed a field sobriety test.

Norris appealed his conviction, citing his Fourth Amendment protection against unreasonable search and seizure. The court agreed and dismissed the case in a ruling.

The court said society's interest in curtailing drunken driving did not nullify Norris' constitutional rights.

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