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LONDON (Reuters) - The body of a dead woman has been found in a suitcase at London's Heathrow airport, police
said.
Police said a member of the airport's staff found the suitcase containing the body of an Asian woman on a trolley in
the parking garage at the airport's Terminal 3 late.
They said the body had not been dismembered but declined to give further details pending a post-mortem.
"It is being treated as a suspicious death. As yet we do not know the cause of death," said detective chief inspector
Neil Guild of the Heathrow police.
suspicious, Why yes.
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started by
pcmasteral
(10.12.2000 4:42:11 PM EST)
Exactly how did she get the zipper up after dismembering herself? Well I think its a suicide- case closed..
suspicious?
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started by
bat
(07.18.2000 10:07:00 AM EST)
she proly just wanted to take a nap & forgot to wake up
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