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 Drunken Elephants Trample 4 to Death | | By: Dirk Steele | Published: 11/07/1999 | | |  |
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I once got an elephant drunk. She still wouldn't put
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Gauhati, India (AP) — Wild elephants broke into a cluster of
thatched huts, guzzled rice beer fermenting in casks and then
tore the village apart in a drunken rampage, trampling four
people to death and injuring six, a wildlife official said.
The her of 15 elephants descended on the village of
Prajapatibosti, 180 miles east of Gauhati, state capital of
northeastern Assam, elephant expert Kushal Konwar Sharma
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The elephants broke into the thatched huts with their trunks
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Cheers.
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Imagine....
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ChaopS
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...the piss they're gonna take...TSUNAMI!!!!!!
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I'd hate to see their beer shits!I wouldn't suck your cock if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!!!
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