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By: Stoney HensonPublished: 11/08/1999
 
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Reuters -- Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two seater Cessna 152 crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

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KaP'N Aype's 2 cents (0 replies)
started by KaptainAype
(11.13.2000 9:25:24 PM EST)

Pollacks are smart.
P.S. shoulda made sausage outta the dead bodies.

-=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch

HA HA HA! (0 replies)
started by yusaku999
(11.08.2000 3:54:23 AM EST)

Those crazy Poles... Hey wait... I'm part Polish! DOH! Um... nevermind my post.

You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

YEAH RIGHT (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(11.08.2000 0:32:00 AM EST)

THAT`S PRICELESS


DAMN YOU I ALMOST FELL OF MY CHAIR

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