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Scots need your sperm!

By: MarkPublished: 11/10/1999
 
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Dwindling supply spurs import of sperm

LONDON (Reuters) - A Scottish hospital Wednesday became the first in Britain to be allowed to import sperm from abroad to help deal with the region's severe shortage of donors.

Glasgow's Royal Infirmary will import sperm from a clinic in Denmark, where the world's biggest sperm bank is based, after it said its donors had dwindled from 15 to just a few out of fear they might lose their anonymity if the law ever changed.

The crisis prompted the British Human Fertilization and Embryology Authority (HFEA) to relax its usually tough rules on sperm imports, though it will insist that the Danish clinic matches the high safety standards in force in Britain.

``Our main concern is safety and we spent quite a long time considering this application ... making sure that any sperm that is imported meets the same very high safety conditions as those which pertain to sperm which is donated in this country,'' HFEA chairman Ruth Deech told BBC radio.

She said the Danish donors would have to provide information in line with UK requirements, including their name -- although under current British law that information is not be passed on to the patient or child, despite pressure from various groups that it should be.

Elsewhere in Britain, the shortage is nearly as great, meaning hundreds of couples seeking fertility treatments have been forced to wait for sperm donations.

``One in six couples at least in this country is infertile and sperm donation gives them hope, our job is to make it safe,'' Deech said.

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SELECTIVE EVOLUTION IS A BITCH

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started by KaptainAype
(11.13.2000 9:22:00 PM EST)

Maybe some foreign fathers will make their country a little smarter.
P.S. Nobody likes them.

-=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch

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(11.10.2000 1:13:55 AM EST)

Hey... why not? I'm smart, I'm well built, and damnit, I'm GREAT. Who wouldn't want to have kids from me?

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I WONDER WHY ?????

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