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Man In Hole

By: RatchaserPublished: 11/13/1999
 
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Man Arrested After Hiding in a Hole for 12 Years

BEIJING — A Chinese man has been arrested after hiding in a hole for 12 years because he was wanted for stealing $15, the Legal Daily reported.

It said police had searched many times for the man, identified only as Lu, who allegedly stole the money from a house in the southern county of Xinyuan in 1987.

During yet another search of his house last month, however, someone noticed something strange about a closet.

They moved it and found Lu hiding in a three-foot hole he had dug underneath the closet.

The newspaper said he had used the hole as a hiding place for 12 years, emerging occasionally at night.

Lu will be tried for theft, it said, without giving any further details.

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Why would he do that? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.14.2000 4:49:41 PM EST)

I bet that he wished that he lived in America then!

Shit (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.14.2000 12:59:44 PM EST)

Could only be some one other than american.Are you sure he wasnt canuck?

MAN IN HOLE (1 reply)
started by qoosie
(11.14.2000 12:32:31 PM EST)

ITS A GOOD MAN WHO CAN STAY IN ONE HOLE FOR 12YRS

opps (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.13.2000 10:37:51 PM EST)

nope, but ya gotta give him credit for originality........poor guy, in the U.S., we just loan it out when someone needs 15 bucks..

Sounds like (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.13.2000 2:05:46 PM EST)

he already paid for his crime by living in the hole! Ugh.

WAS THE CRIME WORTH (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(11.13.2000 0:16:10 AM EST)

THE TIME ??????


I HEAR THEY ARE PRETTY ROUGH ON CIMINALS IN CHINA

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