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"Tommy is a good listener, and he's a pretty good actor, too. He can get things done. Action man, we call him." —Bush, referring to Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy ThompsonSource: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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#202 The mouth of the Statue of Liberty is three feet wide.
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Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
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 Revealing Love | | By: Dirk Steele | Published: 11/15/1999 | | |  |
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I don't know which is stupider. Pamela Anderson and Tommy
Lee getting married in the nude or Pamela thinking that Tommy
Lee has changed. I give them 6 months to a year before he
beats her again.
Guests at the second wedding of Pamela Anderson and Tommy
Lee may not have to worry about what to wear.
The couple reportedly has told friends they'll be naked when
they exchange vows on New Year's Eve on a Malibu beach - and
all their friends will be nude, too.
"Being naked will make us aware of how much a part of nature
we really are,: Lee is quoted as telling a friend in a British
tabloid.
The former "Baywatch" babe and the former Motley Crue
drummer got back together in February after they were divorced
in 1998.
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