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Woman Uses Magazines In Attempt to Get Even

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 11/18/1999
 
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Painesville, Ohio (AP) - if someone got Penny Page angry, she signed them up for a magazine subscription - or 100. A judge has sent her to jail for two months on forgery charges.

Page, 46 sent a total of 350 magazine subscriptions to a job counselor, a landlord and a neighbor. She pleaded guilty last month to four felony counts of forgery for signing somebody else's names on signature forms.

I don't think you realize the gravity of the situation," Judge Paul Mitrovich said. He placed Page on probation for three years and ordered her to take an anger management class.

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