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The King's Auction Has Princely Bids

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 11/19/1999
 
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More news from the Elvis Presley Memorial Garage Sale in Las Vegas. Thank you…..thank you very much.

Las Vegas (AP) - The rather ordinary-looking television antenna was never meant to be sold, but when organizers of the Elvis Presley auction found it backstage, they decided to put it on the auction block anyway.

The King's 8-foot Christmas tree-shaped antenna, which was shipped by accident along with other items selected to weed out the collection at Graceland, sold Saturday for $1,725.

"It's a real piece of Graceland, not just some document," Sue Fergustrom of Springfield, Mo., said, laughing. "And when he tries to contact me I'll have better reception."

Other items at Saturday's auction, all dating from the 1960's, included a battery-operated Hamilton wristwatch that Presley owned, which went for $36,875; a rocking chair, which went for $19,550; and a humidor, which went for $28.750.

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