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I guess people don't stop for anything on the freeway these
days, including a dead body.
Orlando, Fla - A bicyclist knocked off a highway overpass by
a hit-and-run driver was repeatedly struck on the road below by
other cars that scattered parts of his body for hundreds of
feet.
Only one motorist stopped after getting a flat tire due to
debris, police said.
Police estimate the man was struck by at least six
vehicles.
His remains were spread along 375 fett of highway, police
said. He was not immediately identified.
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hardball
(07.01.2000 11:18:24 AM EST)
Yea you bike riders have the right to ride on the roads with cars.O yea first you buttmunches
ALL Liberals are morons,Algore is a scumbag
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