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Hot Line Health Advice Replaced by Phone Sex

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 12/01/1999
 
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Greenville, S.C. (AP) - Callers are finding tha Nurses on Call, which was supposed to be a quick way to get medical information, has turned into a very different kind of hot line.

Instead of a helpful nurse, callers to the toll-free number now hear music and a woman's sultry voice referring them to expensive adult-entertainment numbers.

Greenville Hospital System created Nurses on Call in 1987 but about a year ago disconnected the toll-free number. Eventually it went back into the pool of available 800 number and was reassigned, a spokeswoman for MCI WorldCom told the Greenville News.

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This will (0 replies)
started by hippichik17
(12.04.2000 10:46:11 PM EST)

do nothing to erase the stereotype of nurses as sex objects. Thank god for that! ....

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(12.02.2000 3:29:50 PM EST)

Anyone know the number?

the best medicine of all... (0 replies)
started by oxbrain
(12.01.2000 1:47:44 PM EST)

sex

"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

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It couldn't hurt!



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Finally, first.... I feel so .....um, the same!

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