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Epilepsy Suspected in Microwave Oven-Baby Case

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 12/03/1999
 
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I've heard the urban legends about people putting their pets in microwaves, but this is one of the sickest things I've ever heard about.

Lanexa, Va. - Authorities are investigating whether a sever epileptic seizure could have caused a mother in this rural Virginia town to become so disoriented that she put her 1-month- old baby into a microwave oven, killing it.

The death of Joseph Lewis Martinez has stunned this tight- knit community 35 miles east of Richmond. No Charges have been filed, but Commonwealth's Attorney C. Linwood Gregory and the New Kent County Sherriff's Office are conducting a criminal investigation. The State medical examiner, who said the baby had burns resembling those a microwave oven would cause, performed an autopsy but has not released a cause of death pending further tests.

Elizabeth Renee Otte, 19, the mother of the child was taking medication for epilepsy, friends and authorities say.

Authorities would reveal little about their investigation, declining to say whether they believe Otte put the baby in the microwave. But the investigation is focusing on her.

A law enforcement source, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said authorities are researching wheter Otte's epilepsy could have caused hallucinations and bizarre behavior.

According to the Landover, Md.-base Epilepsy Foundation of America, an epileptic seizure focused on one part of the brain could lead a sufferer to become temporarily confused and to commit unconscious acts.

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Everyone knows ... (0 replies)
started by lfong
(12.03.2001 8:53:33 PM EST)

...you warm up the bottle before you give it to the baby, not after the milk is in the baby.

Leonard Fong Chinese Dutch Uncle

Hhmmm (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.05.2000 8:35:38 PM EST)

Fried chicken heads at McDonald's, microwaved babies at home. What is this world coming to? No one is starving that bad.

THEY SHOULDN`T HAVE LET HER (0 replies)
started by donut38
(12.03.2000 1:14:26 AM EST)

TAKE THE CHILD OUT OF THE HOSPITAL IN HER CONDITION SOMEBODY SHOULD TIE HER TUBES SO IT DOSEN`T HAPPEN

HARSH BUT NECESSARY

What an idiot! (0 replies)  
started by OliverClozoff
(12.03.2000 0:42:40 AM EST)


She should know that you ALWAYS warm up babies on defrost!



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