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 Woman Is Charged In Microwave Death | | By: Dirk Steele | Published: 12/04/1999 | | |  |
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Here is a follow up to an earlier submission. I this woman
is found guilty, she shouldn't get the chair, she should be
microwaved to death like her child.
Lanexa, Va. (AP) - A woman was charged Monday with murdering
her newborn son by putting him in a microwave oven and turning
it on.
Elizbeth Renee Otte, 19, was held without bail in a
psychiatric hospital.
One-month-old Joseph lewis Martinez died Thursday after he
was placed in the oven at Otte's home, prosecutor C. Linwood
Gregory said. He would not say how long the baby was exposed to
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unreal
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gayle1234
(05.31.2001 6:38:30 PM EST)
I cant believe that anyone could do this to a baby.Espacially the mother who carries this child for 9 months.This is where death row should be inforced
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fry her
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kimy20012000
(04.24.2001 10:59:59 AM EST)
i think she should be put in a tanning bed and left running the whole time till she shrivels up like a prune and make her suffer till her death
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Stop Abuse-Save Our Children
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.21.2001 8:09:24 AM EST)
'Our children are our future, but their well-being in our society
continues to decline. The health and safety of our children is EVERYONE'S RESPONSIBILITY. PLEASE help ensure healthy, safe children in our community by taking action as an individual, group, or business.' (c) 1991-- Paul McLaughlin at a child abuse Forum at North Eugene High School in Eugene, Oregon. STOP CHILD ABUSE from DONORA, PENNSYLVANIA to PORTLAND, OREGON by a handicapped man who almost died twice from 18 years abuse. Paul began his works after he graduated from Donora high school at the age of 21 - SPECIAL EDUCATION - MENTAL SLOW. His Story and his WORK that no other survivor be seen in your community. http://www.efn.org/~scan THIS IS PAUL: http://www.efn.org/~scan/images/paul3.jpg
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No vote from me
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sweet32277
(12.13.2000 5:09:23 PM EST)
This is one of the most revolting things I've ever heard of!!! This ignorant bitch obviously wasn't ready for motherhood. She sure ain't gonna get my vote for "Mother of the Year". People like her are reason enough to not have children.
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Bitch
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nshaffer
(12.04.2000 1:50:19 PM EST)
why take something that took you what about 15 mins to make and ruin the rest of it's life when all you were worried about what, 5 mins of crying? Well get over it you stupid bitch! How about if your mother took you and put you in the oven! Peace out Bitch
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