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a sedative?
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.05.2000 8:20:34 AM EST)
Yeah take a sedative for a long flight, that's a good idea -- not! Why not wait until AFTER the plane takes off? No, you want to go to sleep before takeoff and then they need to haul your sleeping ass off the plain when something happens.
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