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Georgia Highway Gums Up Traffic

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 12/07/1999
 
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At first I thought a load of bubble gum had been spilled onto the highway. Turns out was like a giant fly strip, would have been interesting to see what happened when the cars drove into it.

Brunswick, Ga. (AP) - It's frustrating enough to get a wad of bubble gum stuck on your shoe. Imagine driving into a similar situation.

A rubberized tar sealant sprayed onto a four-mile stretch of U.S. 82 in southeast Georgia last week became a gooey, sticky disaster for about 200 motorists this week.

The sun heated the material - made of tar and shredded tires - and it became sticky enough to stop traffic between Nahunta and Atkinson in Brantley County.

"It was like driving into a big mass of hot super glue," said Tim Cupp, a trucker who got stuck in the muck. Cupp said his rig will need 18 new tires because the rubbery goo had vulcanized and become part fo each $450 tire..

All drivers with damaged vehicles will be compensated, said Thomas Gill, an assistant transportation department engineer.

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