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Jellyfish Potato Glows When Thirsy

By: PB SmudgePublished: 12/08/1999
 
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Um...I think I'll have the rice pilaf. SHEFFIELD, UK — Edinburgh scientists have genetically engineered a potato, using jellyfish genes, that glows when it needs water. Researchers believe the new plant will help farmers stop over- watering at a time when world water resources are in heavy demand.

Farmers tend to over-water crops because potato farming is an inexact science, according to University of Edinburgh Professor Tony Trewavas.

The glow — caused by the jellyfish genes — is not visible to the naked eye. A special detector is required to "read" the potato.

Concerns about the modified potatoes entering the food chain are unwarranted, according to Trewavas. The new potatoes are designed to be sentinels, harvested separately from regular potatoes.

Scientists plan to infuse the new plants with other florescent proteins, which will report the plants' nitrate, phosphate and sucrose levels.

Source: news.bbc.co.uk

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thanks, donut (0 replies)
started by jbaby
(12.13.2000 4:28:07 AM EST)

I would like to express my platonic man-love for donut38. While having a somewhat frightening post, he is the first person I've EVER seen to have the first post and not leave a non-germane 12-year-old retard message like "I IS FIRSTEST I BEST YAY" on it. Kudos to our donut-friend, donut38. We salute you!

no.No!NO!!! (0 replies)
started by psychoares
(12.11.2000 6:27:13 PM EST)

You can't let them do this. It's ungodly to make potatoes glow, it's just not right. I have a phobia of jellyfish, and I love potatoes. So, the potato gene scientists should be shot (at point blank range w/ a shotgun). Thank you, and goodnight!

That's all find and good... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(12.08.2000 8:35:22 AM EST)


...but what we really need is a potato-roadrunner cross that beeps when it's done baking!



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THE MUTATIONS NOW OR WE WILL ALL SUFFER IN THE END

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