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I know what you're thinking, installing pay toilets in high
school just to make a few extra bucks. That's what I thought,
but read on.
Daphne, Ala. (AP) - A high school teacher who charged
students 25 cents to go to the bathroom ended the practice
after a student who didn't have the money soiled himself.
Sheila Floyde said her 14-year-old sone could not go to the
restroom during Robert McKillion's class because he didn't have
a quarter. The boy waited until the end of class but could not
make it to the restroom in time.
"The teacher told him that he should have said it was an
emergency," Flyd said. "He shouldn't have to do that. Kids
don't like to call attention to themselves."
Principal Barry Pennington said students in McKillion's four
computer classes unanimously approved the charges. Pennington
said the intention was to use the accumulated money for a pizza
party at the end of the semester. He also said students were
not required to pay.
District Attorney David Whetstone said he would
investigate.
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25cent shit
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btanie
(06.09.2001 7:50:38 AM EST)
heard of watch the cents and the dollars roll by?...well watch the 25cents and the shit rolled out!
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
shut up
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.13.2000 4:23:14 AM EST)
Don't be a retard there, jeffy. It's pretty funny, and even though you ARE allowed to hate it as much as you want, the fucking webmaster is not going to get rid of it for little jeffy.
Boring
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started by
Jeffy63
(12.13.2000 1:44:36 AM EST)
get rid of it
First!
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started by
Chubbers1
(10.23.2000 6:38:14 PM EST)
I bet no one wanted to sit next to him in the next class.
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