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Man Ordered to Have Organ Reattached

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 12/15/1999
 
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Is government going a little far in telling us what to do? If the guy wants to commit suicide, let him.

Norwalk, Conn. (AP) - A man who cut off his penis in an apparent suicide attempt was ordered by a judge to have it reattached.

The ruling cam at the request of Norwalk Hospital, after the 42-year-old man refused the surgery for his self-influicted injury.

Police said they received a call that said a man was running along a street holding a towel to his bleeding groin. Officers tracked the blood to a house and found a man inside.

He told authorities that someone had told him if he cut off his penis he would bleed to death, police said. A parmedic found the severed penis on the apartment floor.

Following the court ruling, the man was taken to Yale-New Haven Hospital for surgery.

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Damn.. (0 replies)
started by silverstylz
(12.15.2000 6:54:20 PM EST)

This guy rules!!!!!!!! yeah

BALL'S (0 replies)
started by caleran
(12.15.2000 1:12:00 PM EST)

This guy must have HUGE ONE'S and still missed them!!

what the fuck (0 replies)
started by meegs1089
(12.15.2000 0:31:29 AM EST)

why the fuck would some fuckin fruitcake cut off his own dick i meen come on already was this guy on some kind of drug im not already doing. shit!!!!!!

holy shit

what the fuck (0 replies)
started by meegs1089
(12.15.2000 0:30:54 AM EST)

why the fuck would some fuckin fruitcake cut off his own dick i meen come on already was this guy on some kind of drug im not already doing. shit!!!!!!

holy shit

I HARDLY BELIEVE (1 reply)  
started by donut38
(12.15.2000 0:09:24 AM EST)

THAT THEY TOOK HIM TO THE JUDGE BEFORE THE HOSPITAL

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