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Canada is just weird

By: MartyPublished: 12/18/1999
 
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By CHRIS PURDY AND KATHLEEN MARTENS -- Sun Media

WINNIPEG -- A bizarre saga involving an illegal alien from Canada kept as a sex slave by his in-laws, then buried in their backyard in South Dakota, has wound up in Winnipeg.

City police have arrested Jeffrey Scott Lewis, 35, on a U.S. extradition warrant.

Lewis fled from the U.S. after police found the body of Robert Lee "Pete" Warner, 30, buried in a shallow grave behind Lewis' mobile home in Rowena, S.D.

Lewis, his wife Barbara, 47, and step-son Steve, 27, were charged with various counts but not murder. Last March, Barbara and Steve pleaded guilty. Barbara is serving a hefty 10-year sentence for beating, starving and forcing sex acts upon Warner while he lived with them for about four years after he was divorced from Barbara's daughter.

It's believed Warner, originally from Ontario, died a year before a family friend tipped police to the gravesite.

An autopsy failed to confirm an exact cause of death, said Julie Irvine, an assistant U.S. attorney in Sioux Falls, S.D.

One woman testified she often saw Warner eating dog food or fishing leftovers out of the garbage. She said he was whipped and forced to masturbate while the family watched.

Warner did most of the cooking and cleaning. He also took his stepfather's name and social security number, worked at a plant and handed over his paycheques to the family.

http://www.canoe.ca/TopStories/sexslave_dec1.html

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Trade Missiles???? (0 replies)
started by rvanliempt
(04.15.2001 3:20:27 PM EST)

I doubt you guys could even find Canada on a map! Thats a typical American response. When you dont know what to say, 'Shit...lets start a war!'

Trade Missiles???? (0 replies)
started by rvanliempt
(04.15.2001 3:19:52 PM EST)

I doubt you guys could even find Canada on a map! Thats a typical American response. When you dont know what to say, 'Shit...lets start a war!'

stupid (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.05.2001 9:28:57 PM EST)

why would anybody do something so dumb. God its just plain dumb!
thats all i have to say is it is dumb.

Americans and shit (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.13.2001 3:43:59 PM EST)

Who can tell the difference ... they both smell

Americans and shit (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.13.2001 3:43:55 PM EST)

Who can tell the difference ... they both smell

Americans and shit (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.13.2001 3:43:49 PM EST)

Who can tell the difference ... they both smell

Americans and shit (0 replies)
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Who can tell the difference ... they both smell

Americans and shit (0 replies)
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(02.13.2001 3:43:28 PM EST)

Who can tell the difference ... they both smell

yanks love canadian tail (0 replies)
started by sagaindica
(02.02.2001 4:06:42 AM EST)

we can't help how sexy we are up here in Canada. inbred, redneck americans must salivate over a full 46 chromosome human being so much they have to watch him salute his little prime minister. makes me proud.

SHUT DA FUCK UP USA (1 reply)
started by hellmo51
(12.18.2000 1:50:52 PM EST)

IT HAPPENED IN USA NOT CANADA IT WAS FORCED ON A CANADAIEN

HELLMO51

You think Americans suck??? (0 replies)
started by gose23
(12.18.2000 1:01:28 PM EST)

Wanna take turns firing missles at each other??

Pimpin' ain't easy!!

Americians are fucking idiots (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.26.2000 11:28:12 AM EST)

Y'alls are nothing but trailer park trash. The number 1 show in the U.S. is Jerry Springer ... I guess everyone is trying to find their relatives. What a bunch of complaining assholes.

sick (0 replies)
started by marz
(11.10.2000 12:09:12 PM EST)

these pepole are sick mothafuckas,but to the person takin CANADA is weird fuck that Canada is the best place in the world!!!!!

United....??? (0 replies)
started by jimjack
(10.27.2000 12:12:21 PM EST)

...The U.S. is about as united as Quebec and B.C. Fuck America!

jimi

canada rocks you stupid americans (0 replies)
started by michael331
(10.18.2000 5:43:34 PM EST)

all americans are gay stupid bastard

michael brnadic

Wow ... I'm scared hillbilly (0 replies)
started by Embryo
(10.18.2000 9:53:22 AM EST)

I'd go fuck a moose but your mother is busy sucking a large black cock at the moment redneck. Why don't you take your finger out of your nose and shove it up your own ass. It would probably give you more of a thrill then pulling on your little weenie. Whoops .. got to go .. the black dude just shot his wad in your mama's mouth and now he is going to fuck her in the ass. Too bad she is so fat and ugly. I wonder why she keeps yelling out your name when she gets it in the ass? hahahahaha ... you trailer trash types always make me laugh.

SHUT THE FUCK UP CANUK... (0 replies)
started by SIRAC060
(10.17.2000 2:18:11 PM EST)

Go fuck a moose and practice your slap shot you stupid bastard. And take your pointin' finger and stick it up your ass.

TR54

Canada is weird???? (0 replies)
started by Embryo
(10.16.2000 10:53:37 PM EST)

Jeez, it would seem to me that the trailer park trash in this story from Buttfuck South Dakota would have no problem joining the "Most Useless Family In America" organization. What can you expect from inbred hillbilly types who continuously see many of their relatives on Jerry Springer.

yeah (0 replies)
started by doublej1984
(10.11.2000 12:40:09 PM EST)

like this have never happened in the states before? Its always BLAME CANADA or CANADAS WIERD!! or some other stupid shit like that. Well, look at yourslef before you point the finger at us point it back at yourself.

Holy fucking shit (0 replies)  
started by Svoboda
(08.14.2000 3:01:33 PM EST)

Wow

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