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The Ties That Bond

By: CheetahPublished: 12/19/1999
 
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SHE’D PROBABLY RATHER BE IN JAIL

PHOENIX - When Robert Horton’s wife Belinda was jailed recently, he posted the $170 bond for her release.

But Horton, 52, apparently didn’t trust his wife to show up for her court date. Unwilling to give up the cash he posted, Horton took matters into his own hands.

He “mummified” his wife by wrapping her in duct tape. He taped her mouth tightly shut, bound her legs from her ankles to knees and secured her arms across her chest at their Phoenix home.

He then packed his captive wife into the family car, drove her to the court and left her in the custody of the security officer.

“He said something like, ‘Here she is,’” said Sgt. Dave Trombi, a sheriff’s spokesman.

Authorities said the woman was arrested Nov. 19 for investigation of obstructing a highway or public thoroughfare, aggravated assault on a police officer, failing to obey a police officer and resisting arrest. She was released five days later.

But this time, after police delicately removed the tape from her face and body, Belinda, 44, wouldn’t even talk to them.

Authorities said they were considering whether to bring charges against her husband.

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    someone is playing games (2 replies)
    started by JSkills
    (08.18.2000 7:07:05 PM EST)

    Every day some jackass votes this thing a "5" over and over and over again.

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    what the fuck? (1 reply)
    started by HairyJew
    (08.17.2000 1:15:40 AM EST)

    why in the fuckin hell is this shit number 1. surely there has gotta be somethin funnier than this shit on goofball.com. if this shit is #1, it speaks volumes of how much goofball fuckin blows. shit.

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    (08.16.2000 8:18:24 PM EST)

    What a bunch of bull-shit. How can this be number one? This is crap!

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    (08.11.2000 11:04:52 PM EST)

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    (08.03.2000 3:30:27 AM EST)

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    Actually, sounds kind of kinky.....

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    duct tape (0 replies)  
    started by tattoocouple
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    duct tape is like the Force
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