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By: jimboPublished: 12/20/1999
 
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By ALAN FINDLAY -- Toronto Sun

A Toronto man is suing Starbucks Corp. for $2.2 million after a faulty restaurant toilet seat allegedly crushed his penis during a romantic weekend getaway.

"It's a terrible thing that happened," said Sherrie Skwarek, wife of Edward Skwarek, both 37.

"It was supposed to be a romantic holiday."

Skwarek's lawyer, Richard Robbins, confirmed in New York yesterday they had filed a lawsuit in Manhattan Supreme Court last Friday against the coffee giant.

"Our client, Edward Skwarek, was in a seated position on the toilet when he turned to retrieve the toilet paper in back of the seat when the seat shifted causing his penis to be caught and crushed between the seat and the bowl," said Robbins.

The suit alleges the coffee house was careless in "allowing a defective toilet seat to remain open ... causing a hazardous and unsafe condition ... in its public restrooms."

Skwarek, a government financial worker, claimed that the incident took place on Aug. 20, 1999, at a Starbucks in the Chelsea district of Manhattan where he and his wife Sherrie dropped in for some coffee.

Answering the couple's door last night, Sherrie said their lawyer advised them not to comment on the matter. Her husband remained in a back area of the Bathurst St.-St.Clair Ave. area home as Sherrie spoke to a Toronto Sun reporter and photographer on the stoop, describing the incident as traumatic and embarrassing for both of them.

The suit claims that as a result of Starbucks' carelessness, Skwarek suffered a "crushed penis, Peyronie's disease, retrograde ejaculation with consequent substantial reduction in sperm count, infertility, severe bruising to his penis and sexual function impairment."

Peyronie's disease usually causes deviation of the erect penis to one side.

Skwarek seeks $1.45 million in damages and his wife $750,000 Cdn because she has been "deprived of his services."

Alan Gulick, a spokesman at Starbucks in Seattle, where the company is based, said Starbucks does not comment on pending litigation.

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lawsuit should be flushed (0 replies)
started by mangotwist
(12.22.2000 11:49:52 AM EST)

What a bunch of crap! That kind of B.S. is why it costs
4 bucks for a fuckin latte. The paintiff, his wife and the
lawyer should all be flushed.

Stupid (0 replies)
started by racergrx
(12.20.2000 5:21:06 PM EST)

If this guy was that stupid that he didn't check out the stall before commiting thats just rediculous. In prepairing the seat for use you see if it wiggles, especially if it moved that much. Why was he not concerned of his privates touching any of the bowl or seat. To me his carelessness!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats my opinion

hello

bitichen (0 replies)
started by hellmo51
(12.20.2000 1:48:38 PM EST)

ill never go 2 starbucks again

HELLMO51

SOMETIMES SHORT IS BETTER (0 replies)
started by Stillnapping
(12.20.2000 10:19:51 AM EST)

THIS GUY MUST BE REALLY HUNG TO HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THAT FEAT,NO WONDER HIS WIFE IS PISSED.

No comment at this time.

SOMETIMES SHORT IS BETTER (0 replies)
started by Stillnapping
(12.20.2000 10:15:25 AM EST)

THIS GUY MUST BE REALLY HUNG TO HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THAT FEAT,NO WONDER HIS WIFE IS PISSED.

No comment at this time.

WELL IF IT WAS MINE (0 replies)
started by donut38
(12.20.2000 0:09:33 AM EST)

10.000,000 WOULDN`T BE ENOUGH

Ouch (0 replies)  
started by TikiTiki223
(08.05.2000 11:25:40 PM EST)

Ouch, that has to hurt. However, not for that much money...

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