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Naked guy hacks up churchgoers

By: OystamanPublished: 12/21/1999
 
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Naked Man Slashes UK Churchgoers With Sword

By Kate Kelland LONDON (Reuters) - A naked man brandishing a sword burst into a packed London church on Sunday and attacked the congregation, hacking off one man's finger and thumb, slashing another's neck and wounding eight others, police said.

The man entered Saint Andrews Church in Thornton Heath, south London and struck at worshippers as they celebrated morning mass. After a storm of panic he was overpowered by churchgoers and held for police, a police spokeswoman said.

One eyewitness, who was sitting next to her husband in the congregation when the attacker slashed his neck with the sword, described dragging her husband from his seat, fearing he would be decapitated.

"When I saw him bleeding so heavily, I pulled him off -- otherwise he'd have cut his head off," she told Sky television. The most seriously injured victim was a 55-year-old man whose thumb and index finger were severed, and whose face and neck were deeply gouged by sword strokes.

The man's finger and thumb were found in a pool of blood on the floor of the Catholic church and rushed with him to a local hospital. Nine other people were also taken to hospital, and four of the injured were said to be in critical condition.

"The sword opened up a whole side of this man's face and damaged a number of vital arteries," said surgeon Kambez Hashemi of Mayday Hospital. "It was horrific, one doesn't expect these sort of injuries in this day and age," he said. Home Secretary Jack Straw offered his deep sympathy to those injured in the attack. "It is difficult to think of anything more shocking than having the serenity of a religious service shattered in this way," Straw said in a statement.

The priest taking the service said he was horrified by the attack, and hoped the culprit would find help. "I'd like to know why anyone should do this kind of thing," he said. "If he is a drug addict or has a grudge against God or society, well, please God, he'll be helped."

About 500 worshippers, including 100 children, had packed the church for a special children's morning service when the attack occurred.

The church held a separate service on Sunday evening to pray for the injured, their friends and relatives.

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started by skinner1
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sounds like the I.C.P

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This seriously SUCKED! IT was so STUPID!

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i quite like the fact that he was nude. ALL crimes should be committed in the nude.

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SHould've used a gun...

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