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By: GarethPublished: 12/25/1999
 
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Try this at home, it will freak you out!

Apparatus: 1/2 pint milk, 1 small bowl, 1 piece of raw liver (bloodier the better)

If you want to be a real science mook and set up a 'control' you will also need different piece of meat such as a fillet or steak, raw of course.

Method: Place milk in bowl on worktop, place raw liver on worktop 4-8 inches away from bowl of milk. Leave for 45 minutes.

Result: The liver 'crawls' to the bowl of milk, and leaves a bloody trail.

The 'control' won't do a thing. Weird but true.

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IS NOT LEVEL AND THE LIVER SLID

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