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Accident Victim Given Viagra to Rectify Wrong Dong

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/21/2000
 
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Hong Kong - A 52-year old Hong Kong man who said being hit by a motorcycle hurt his sex life has been awarded a year's supply of Viagra as part of his court settlement.

The South China Morning Post reports the judge awarded Cook Chan Kwun-tak $550 to purchase the medication. The money is part of a $320,000 compensation package for Chan, who was hit by a motorcycle in June 1997. Chan originally asked for $5,500 worth of Viagra enough for a 10-year supply -- to solve his sexual problems. But the judge ruled there was no reasonable evidence a 10-year treatment was necessary. This is the first time a Hong Kong court has awarded money for Viagra.

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    Why Chineese need Viagara (0 replies)
    started by DRyan2902
    (11.23.2000 9:26:03 PM EST)

    Yes, of course it's small,

    They take only 1/2 pill of Viagara every day...Make pead of hecker stick out far enough so they don't piss on their own shoes.

    Have a More Better Gooder Finer Day !

    I wonder (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.22.2000 5:12:27 PM EST)

    ...if he was in violation of any PENAL codes?

    wow, talk about milking the system... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (10.21.2000 11:47:42 PM EST)

    this goes way beyond punitive damages...though it might cover puny-dick damages

    §üΩïЀKìñG
    Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs

    Question (0 replies)
    started by DeadManWalking
    (10.21.2000 5:38:45 PM EST)

    Just wondering... Does a Chinese guy need to take only half the usual dose of Viagra due to the half sized peepee?

    "Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's get this over with and I'll get back to killing you with beer." - H.J.Simpson

    Wrote a song about it... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (10.21.2000 1:54:39 AM EST)


    My Hong Kong Dong,
    Has gone all wrong,
    Now it won't get long,
    It's a sad, sad song...



    There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!

    OOOOO... (0 replies)  
    started by mizike
    (10.21.2000 0:05:32 AM EST)

    Too bad chineese have small penis.....First punk-asses!

    I think I'm gonna puke...

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