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    Accountant Arrested In Summer Poisoning

    By: PhantomPublished: 02/22/1999
     
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    TOKYO (Reuters)
    - A Japanese accountant was arrested Thursday for allegedly poisoning nine co-workers and himself last summer to divert attention from an embezzlement scheme he was suspected of, police said.

    Akihiko Osanai, 43, was arrested on suspicion of spiking water used to make tea with toxic sodium azide. Osanai was dismissed from the wood treatment company, Xyence Co, on suspicion of embezzlement last November, police said.

    On August 10, Osanai and the nine other workers at the company's Niigata branch on the Sea of Japan coast were taken to hospitals after they drank poisoned tea and coffee. Police allege that Osanai poured sodium azide, a chemical used to inflate car air bags, into a hot water thermos.

    All 10 were later released from hospitals. The incident was one of a wave of poisoning incidents in Japan last summer.

    Police said an audit had been scheduled on the day the poisoning occurred and Osanai had wanted to divert attention from his suspected embezzlement.

    In the most widely publicized poisoning case, former insurance saleswoman Masumi Hayashi was arrested in December on suspicion of pouring arsenic into a curry dish that was served at a summer festival, killing four people.

    The incident occurred last July 25 in the western Japanese city of Wakayama. Hayashi was taken into police custody last October.

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    Hell Yeah (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.18.2003 0:58:58 AM EST)


    and if it was in Japan I bet somebody took a lot of pictures of it.

    hahahahaha

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