Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started, but nevertheless it happened as we showed up here."—Bush, in the same interview, discussing the economy
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#143 "Q" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None ... That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.
 
 


Accountant Arrested In Summer Poisoning

By: PhantomPublished: 02/22/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

TOKYO (Reuters)
- A Japanese accountant was arrested Thursday for allegedly poisoning nine co-workers and himself last summer to divert attention from an embezzlement scheme he was suspected of, police said.

Akihiko Osanai, 43, was arrested on suspicion of spiking water used to make tea with toxic sodium azide. Osanai was dismissed from the wood treatment company, Xyence Co, on suspicion of embezzlement last November, police said.

On August 10, Osanai and the nine other workers at the company's Niigata branch on the Sea of Japan coast were taken to hospitals after they drank poisoned tea and coffee. Police allege that Osanai poured sodium azide, a chemical used to inflate car air bags, into a hot water thermos.

All 10 were later released from hospitals. The incident was one of a wave of poisoning incidents in Japan last summer.

Police said an audit had been scheduled on the day the poisoning occurred and Osanai had wanted to divert attention from his suspected embezzlement.

In the most widely publicized poisoning case, former insurance saleswoman Masumi Hayashi was arrested in December on suspicion of pouring arsenic into a curry dish that was served at a summer festival, killing four people.

The incident occurred last July 25 in the western Japanese city of Wakayama. Hayashi was taken into police custody last October.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Waiter, There's Poison In My Donkey Soup
  • Cement Poisoning
  • The Godfather
  • The Reasonable Scientist
  • My Dog Rules
  • Tax Season
  • Suicidal Couple Survives Gun, Gas And Pills
  • A Fun Time Was Had By All
  • Proper Attire
  • Two Plus Two
  • Policeman Caught Shoplifting in Uniform
  • Sex Change Doctor on trial for Murder
  • Pamela Anderson Hardcore
  • Couple Dies After Having Sex In Hearse
  • The 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas
  • Mourners Gassed at Mother's Wake
  • Sex In Garage Proves Fatal For Two
  • School Bans Nude Olympics
  • Weekend at Bernie's
  • Hush My Darling

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    Hell Yeah (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.18.2003 0:58:58 AM EST)


    and if it was in Japan I bet somebody took a lot of pictures of it.

    hahahahaha

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Transvestites On Trial For Theft
    SHANGHAI – Five Filipino transvestites have gone ...
    11.14.2009

    Woman Pleads Guilty In Road Rage / Salad Dressing Case
    BOISE, Idaho – An Idaho woman accused of ramming her ...
    11.13.2009

    Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years
    A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
    10.28.2009

    Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway
    A man who told officers he was a ...
    10.11.2009

    Rate This!

    2.99 Goofballs of 5
    104 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Police Arrest Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
    Police say a Michigan man ...
    11.10.2008

    Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop
    A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
    09.29.2008

    Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
    A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ...
    09.01.2008

    Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
    St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
    08.09.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle
    They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
    11.19.2007

    Homeless Man Dresses In Women’s Underwear, Takes Snooze At Store
    Joplin, Mo- Employees of Kohl’s department store in ...
    11.18.2007

    Thank You Science
    Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
    11.03.2007

    Nude Man In High Heels Causes Lockdown
    McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's ...
    06.25.2007

    Lookie Here!
    Dilbert Gives You the ...

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    The average woman consumes six pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.