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Reuters -- Poland's worst air disaster occurred today
when a small two seater Cessna 152 crashed into a cemetery
early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and
rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that
number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
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KaP'N Aype's 2 cents
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started by
KaptainAype
(11.13.2000 9:25:24 PM EST)
Pollacks are smart.
P.S. shoulda made sausage outta the dead bodies.
-=KaP'N AyPe=-
You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch
HA HA HA!
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started by
yusaku999
(11.08.2000 3:54:23 AM EST)
Those crazy Poles... Hey wait... I'm part Polish! DOH! Um... nevermind my post.
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/
YEAH RIGHT
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started by
donut38
(11.08.2000 0:32:00 AM EST)
THAT`S PRICELESS
DAMN YOU I ALMOST FELL OF MY CHAIR
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