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Airplane Plays Emergency Message By Mistake

By: PhantomPublished: 06/30/1999
 
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LONDON (Reuters) : British Airways said a recorded emergency message had been inadvertently played during a flight to Philadelphia -- the second such incident in as many months.

A company spokesman said the recording, played on a Boeing 777 flight from Heathrow to Philadelphia Sunday, was cut off immediately and passengers stayed calm.

"The tape was accidentally set off. All it said was 'This is an emergency announcement'," the spokesman said. "It was inadvertently played because of a technical problem. A button was pressed to activate another function."

"The passengers were very calm and relaxed. The cabin director immediately apologized and on arrival they were given a letter of apology," he added.

A similar incident occurred in April, when passengers flying from San Francisco to London were warned their plane was about to crash into the Atlantic. The airline gave each of them a box of chocolates as an apology.

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