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Angry Passengers Burn Train Over Delay
By: Anonymous
Published: 04/08/2000
Angry commuters in Brazil's city of Sao Paulo, who waited for hours to board a suburban train and then spent hours crammed inside it without it moving, burnt the whole train down, police said.
Local television showed a helicopter view of a long chain of carriages, all of them smoking or in ashes, after passengers abandoned the train and set it on fire.
A police official said he believed it would be practically impossible to find the culprits of the arson, which he said completely destroyed the train costing some $1.2 million.
The Sao Paulo-Mogi das Cruzes line experienced traffic problems early on Tuesday, which caused the unpopular delays.
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My respect for Brazilians just increased a great deal.
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