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Aroused Horse Bites Man Dead
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/15/2004
WARSAW -- A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said.
"The 24-year-old man, identified as Robert R, was bitten when he tried to calm his horse which had become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity," a duty officer in the Baltic port of Szczecin said.
The horse went wild and began straining and bucking while pulling a farm cart through the village.
An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.
I never thought of that before. A horse has no way of gratifying itself. Freakin' dogs have all the luck.
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