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Bank Robber

By: UpAllNightPublished: 12/17/1999
 
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MEMPHIS, Tennessee (AP) -- A blind man tried to rob a bank as a security guard who helped him to the teller's window stood nearby, police say.

Bruce Edward Hall, 48, entered the bank Tuesday, accepted the guard's help, then gave a teller a note demanding money, police said. The teller mouthed, "It's a robbery" to a guard, then gave Hall some money.

The guards stopped him as he walked away.

"It was the wildest thing," bank spokeswoman Kim Cherry said.

Hall was not carrying a weapon. He was charged with robbery.

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Damn (0 replies)
started by roger
(02.08.2003 10:19:06 AM EST)


They should keep a supply of Monopoly money on hand just for blind robbers. Can you imagine him trying to buy something after the robbery?

hahahaha


Just protecting my sheep
w0rd (0 replies)
started by irena
(03.03.2001 11:43:52 PM EST)

w0rd

~*ºiREnAº*~

slut (0 replies)
started by santochia
(12.17.2000 4:24:38 AM EST)

she couldn't even pay for a blind date...

so eat that shit

woohoo... (0 replies)
started by oxbrain
(12.17.2000 2:01:28 AM EST)

she should have given him a stack of ones...

"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

WOW (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(12.17.2000 0:06:38 AM EST)

THOSE GET AWAYS MUST BE HARD WHEN YOUR BLIND

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