Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started, but nevertheless it happened as we showed up here."—Bush, in the same interview, discussing the economy
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#143 "Q" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None ... That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.
 
 

Quick Joke
 
Don't you feel like sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
 
 


Supermarket Links Melon Sales To Breasts

By: PhantomPublished: 05/18/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

LONDON (Reuters)
Britain's biggest supermarket chain has asked growers to supply smaller melons after research showed women shoppers subconsciously compared them to the size of their breasts, newspapers reported Monday.

The Daily Telegraph said buyers working for Tesco were told by the retail psychologist who carried out the research that a current preference for smaller busts was the reason why traditional big, fleshy melons were remaining unsold.

``We were very surprised by the results of the market research,'' a Tesco spokesman was quoted as saying by the newspaper.

``But it's certainly produced results. Since we introduced smaller melons two months ago we have sold more than a million.''

The research showed that seven out of 10 women questioned agreed breast size was ``the most likely subconscious factor when selecting size of melon.''

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Breast Feeding Barbie
  • Breast Man
  • No Breast; No Marriage
  • Missing Breast No Cause for Annulment
  • Breast abuse
  • Breast Puppies
  • The Breast club
  • Studies Show Gazing At Breasts Makes Men Healthier
  • Woman Fails To Incubate Egg In Breasts
  • Woman Uses Breasts As Bird's Nest
  • Facts: Largest Breasts and Buttocks
  • Play with Britney's breasts
  • Homework for the Guys
  • The Ultimate Booby Prize
  • Baby's got back! , with nipples
  • Claudia Caught Topless
  • Wendy O' Williams
  • Silicon Valley
  • Virtual Boobs
  • An Apology For The Sophie Topless Photo

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    First!! (0 replies)  
    started by slapnuts113
    (09.11.2000 7:45:18 AM EST)

    woohoo im first dammit!

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Transvestites On Trial For Theft
    SHANGHAI – Five Filipino transvestites have gone ...
    11.14.2009

    Woman Pleads Guilty In Road Rage / Salad Dressing Case
    BOISE, Idaho – An Idaho woman accused of ramming her ...
    11.13.2009

    Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years
    A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
    10.28.2009

    Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway
    A man who told officers he was a ...
    10.11.2009

    Rate This!

    2.88 Goofballs of 5
    120 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Homeless Woman No So Homeless
    A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing ...
    03.05.2009

    Michigan Police Taser Nude Man Outside Church
    Going to church brought no peace ...
    03.04.2009

    Police Seek Blow-up Doll Sex Bandit
    An Australian man broke into three adult ...
    01.20.2009

    Texas Death Row Inmate Pulls Out Eye, Eats It
    A Texas death row inmate with a history ...
    01.19.2009

    Two Years Ago
    Man Allegedly Steals Neighbor's Panties
    SANTA FE, Texas - Police arrested a neighbor after ...
    01.30.2008

    Nude Couple Grapple Over Dog Near Shower
    A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together. ...
    01.29.2008

    Top 2007 Weird News
    BERLIN - From a Greek nunnery turned into ...
    01.28.2008

    Mom Sells Rule-Breaking Son's Car
    After finding alcohol in her son's car, she decided to sell the car and share her 19-year-old's misdeed with everyone -- by placing an ad in the local newspaper.
    01.27.2008

    Lookie Here!
    Always postpone meetings with time wasting morons

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    There are 63,360 inches in a mile.